Overall, I have to admit that I rather enjoy shopping. Though I have been told that as a very young child, I was not a pleasant shopping companion. Several of our long-time family friends have recounted lovely tales of me throwing horrific tantrums while they and my mother tried to shop. Fact is, I think I may have lost my mother a few friends there for time. That’s why I got my children started as early as possible. Mattie made her first public outing to Wal-Mart when she was just 3 days old. I wouldn’t really call that shopping though. We stopped at the store on the way home from the hospital with Reese. My children know their way around all of the 3 different Target layouts. They also know that crying and fussing will not make the shopping trip end. It might be briefly interrupted, but you may as well just sit back and be quiet and let mama do her thing. Reese has also figured out that the more excited and eager to join me on these trips, the more likely he is to get some sort of treasure. Thankfully for me, a treasure for Reese can be anything from the dollar section or even finding an old Chick-fil-A sticker on the floor.
Anyway, I seemed to have caught on with the joy of shopping fairly early and some of my favorite memories as a little girl, are my mom and I’s sunday shopping trips. She packed us a snack and we would stop by QuikTrip ( I blogged about the wonder’s of Oklahoma’s QuikTrip convenience stores back last summer) and get a special drink in our refillable mugs. It was a pretty big deal to me at 8 years old. I would then sit in the front seat, because this was 1987 and it wasn’t yet illegal to have a young child in the front and there weren’t airbags to be afraid of, and sit back and enjoy my mom’s undivided attention for the 30 minutes that it took to get to our first stop. Mom taught me what a sale was and that if you looked a little bit harder and maybe waited a little longer, or even if you went to some sketchy places, you could find what you were wanting for a little bit cheaper and then get even more. I also feel like I had some big life experiences on those shopping trips. I remember buying my first pair of stirrup pants from Sears like it was yesterday. I remember going bra shopping for the first time and thinking I was going to die. Then there was the time that we just went looking and ended up coming home with a kitten…..we weren’t at a pet shop, so that was a little out of the ordinary.
There was that first car shopping trip and I remember shopping for my wedding dress, it only took two stores. Then there was that almost giddy shopping trip for fabric, the day we found out that the baby I was expecting was going to be a little girl.
Shopping makes me happy…usually, but there are some things that are just no fun to go shopping for. I’ve noticed lately that I have been wearing the same pajama pants for forever. Some of these pants go back to the days when I was still Kaylee Reese, and that just seems weird. To think that my pants are older than my children and even my geriatric dog, just seems a little wrong. So the other day, I decided to let that oldest pair go. I should probably let more than that go, but then I might be left without any pajamas. Brandon suggests that I need to go and actually buy some pajamas that aren’t old and worn and flannel, but that just seems like the most unfun thing to spend any money on to me. Kind of like I probably should follow those jammies up with an underwear shopping trip, too. Things change, size-wise, over time anyway but when you add a few pregnancies in there……yeah, I could use a little shopping trip. But there is something about taking my little crew into the lingerie department of even Marshalls, that makes me want to hide in a rack of clothes. Inevitably, one of them, usually my son, will at some point put a bra on his head and this will be accompanied by laughter, that often turns into this squealing. Once the bra goes on the head, the whole show goes down the tubes. They start noticing EVERYTHING! and suddenly even the supportive tank tops are absolutely hilarious. The key is to get in and get out before they realize where they are. So you can see why going to a store that carries exclusively lingerie just isn’t going to happen for me for probably the next 8 years. And unfortunately for me, the jammie pant section at Target has bras right next door.
Another thing that isn’t very fun to go shopping for is a bathing suit. Again, keep in mind that not only do I have these 3 amigos with me at all times, but I have to take them into dressing rooms. There is nothing quite as wonderful as doing your best to shimmy into a suit with a captive audience. They never seem to notice me any other time, but when I would love for them to forget that I was there….they are suddenly fascinated with me. Today while visiting Target, I decided to take a little gander through the swim suit section because I really only have one at the moment that I think I’ll be wearing and with our daily visits to the pool, I figure more than one might be nice. I was drawn to the slightly retro one made by the makers of Spanx. That made me walk a little taller right there, knowing that I would be taken care of by the #1 support garment company in America…if not the whole entire world. I may have even been slightly excited to see what these amazing Spanx were going to do for me.
I don’t know if any of you have ever tried to put on one of these state of the art, girdle-esque support swimming suits but it isn’t easy. The “Spanxy“portion is like trying to wrestle an alligator or something without the fear of dying. Though I will be honest, there were a few moments there when I thought I was stuck and I was going to just be so mortified with the fire department had to come rescue me from the python suit I was trapped in. The kids looked on in partial fear, partial disgust and a large portion of fascinated humor. There were many questions sounding similar to, “Mommy why are you moving like that? Mommy are you hurt? Mommy should we call the lady for help? Mommy your bottom looks funny.” It’s all enough to make you feel so very shameful. You almost feel like just hanging your head and walking out apologizing to the dressing room person for even attempting to try something on. But after I adjusted some straps and peeked through my fingers that were covering my face, I had to admit, the people of Spanx seem to know what they are doing. I kinda liked my little retro suit. And the seal of approval came when Mattie said in a wowed voice, “Mama you look like Mrs. Brady!” Right now, the Brady Bunch and Little House on the Prairie are the favorite shows at our house so I know that to be compared with Carol Brady, well, that’s a pretty huge compliment. I don’t know if it’s exactly what I was going for, but hey, I’ll take it. And I took the suit too….well bought it, not so much just took it.
And while enjoying our evening trip to the pool I held my head high as I sported my vintage-inspired navy blue suit. Also, just so you know, I am still wearing it….primarily because it is incredibly difficult to remove. It’s extremely comfortable though, which is a great think because it looks like it might become a part of me for quite some time.
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As a side note, there are some other wonderful things at Target right now.
1. There are these adorable little perfect for a small serving of ice cream patriotic bowls in the dollar section. They are ceramic and come in about 4 different styles. I would show you the three that I got, but you know, the whole picture thing.
2. There are also little packs of 3, small American flags that would be cute for the 4th. We bought two packages and are planning to line our little walkway. They are also in the $ section
3. Tons of Batman and WonderWoman stuff, and cute not super cheesy. It’s back in the seasonal section that’s usually towards the back. But there were placemats, cups, plates, snack pods, even pool- type toys. Oh and hooded batman beach towels! My kids thought it was wonderful…..Mattie is so going to be WonderWoman for Halloween this year!
4. The cutest little nautical paper plates, napkins, and cups. They are in the stationary department on the end and I am seriously thinking about buying some and saving them for Lila’s birthday.
Oh that wasn’t all, there was something else…..oh!
5. Morning Star Farms Veggie foods were $3.00 each.
And that is all I have to report today.







