I’m pretty sure that I have had a “confessions” post before. I can’t be quite sure without actually going back and looking and since I am in the middle of a Hallmark Channel After Christmas movie marathon, I am far too busy for that. You’re just going to have to take my word for it.
So on to the confessions…..
I’m going to be really honest with you, I haven’t always had the best hair. Some periods of time were worse than others
Example A)
Example B)
Example C)
And though I am always aware that my hair could be upgraded, I think I do a pretty decent job keeping myself from embarrassing my children on a regular basis.
There was, however, a time in my life that was particularly dark, as far as hair goes. This particular time was when I fell victim to a self-induced mullet. My brother and I came upon an ancient pair of mens clippers while digging around in one of my grandmother’s closets and he strongly encouraged me to put the clippers right up next to the side of my head. Always looking for ways to make my big brother proud of me, I am sure that I eagerly did just as he requested, not even thinking for a minute that I might be in some sort of hair danger.
And danger it most certainly was.
Have you seen that YouTube clip where the girl is giving a tutorial on how to curl your hair and she holds the curling iron in too long? Right there on camera, she pulls the curling iron away from her head and a big chunk of hair comes along with it. She has this look on her face, absolutely stunned at what has just happened.
I’m pretty sure that is probably similar to the look on my face when I pretty much shaved the side of my head. And then because a one-sided mullet would look ABSOLUTELY ridiculous, we had to go ahead and clip the other side, as well. It stayed that way, growing out, for probably around 2 years. I suppose the smarter thing would have been maybe to have cut it all off rather short and have me sport a pixie cut. But A) I had already had a previous incident with giving myself a very uneven pixie cut a few years back and it was VERY obvious that I couldn’t pull off that haircut…….Don’t worry, I tried it again later in my early twenties when hair is really important and people actually notice. I also let it get really yellowy blond with the help of Sun-In while working as a lifeguard. It was incredible……in all the wrong ways. And B) my brother and I resemble each other and until I started wearing make-up and grew what little boobs I have, I would have looked far too much like a young boy had we gone that route.
My time with my mullet not only cemented in my mind that this was a mistake I would do all I could to keep from repeating, but it also convicted me to make a vow to my unborn children. Whether they boys or girls, that I would do all I could to keep them from making the same hair mistakes that I had. That is the reason why up until her first day of Kindergarten, Mattie had never been allowed to even hold a pair of scissors. I knew the temptation would be far too much and I was 100% certain that she would give in to temptation and hack off her hair.
My children have so far made it pretty easy to keep my “good hair” vow to them. Keeping scissors off of her radar and natural curls that all grew evenly helped Mattie out and she has yet to really go through a weird hair phase….yet.
And Reese, well, I realize that good hair is subjective, but I personally think he has been very blessed. Even his bed head looks uniquely disheveled and it fits his personality.
So when kid number 3 came along, I though I had a pretty good handle on how to control little kids hair. And even this time last year, though Lila’s hair wasn’t nearly as prominent as her siblings had been at that stage, things were still on the up and up.
Then her hair started growing in
At almost 2, Mattie’s hair looked like this:
And here’s Reese:
But Lila, I am going to confess to you, my Birdie was sporting a full-on mullet. To the point that she strongly resembled Harry Dunne from Dumb and Dumber:
So that is confession number 1 – I had allowed my child to grow a mullet.
But now comes confession number 2 – Even though I knew that my friends were strongly against it and even my precious hair stylist didn’t want to go there, I decided to take it upon myself to give Lila her first haircut. I have absolutely no business cutting anything other than paper (let’s remember my sideburn clipper incident and I have screwed up my bangs WAY too many times to even count). But that didn’t stop me, I went ahead and sat my little one down in front of the mirror. She smiled, completely unaware of what danger I might be putting her in. This had the potential of going really bad. My husband just shook his head at me when I told him what I was about to do, signaling that he in no way wanted to be held accountable for any of this.
But I did it anyway.
And I think I did a halfway decent job.
I was so proud of myself that I proceeded to cut Reese’s hair next, which really isn’t saying much because his hair is very forgiving.
I might be failing at helping Mattie in 3rd grade math and I can’t for the life of me put together a menu and buy all the groceries that I will need for one week in one trip to the store. Reese still insists on walking on his tip-toes and Lila is doesn’t speak in any sort of intelligible way even though she’s almost 2. But I saved my child from a mullet, and I kept my vow to her even though those around me were doubtful.
Mama tried and won this one.



















































